Friday, June 12, 2020 My entire childhood was a lie. Then again, my childhood was a mere 40 years ago, give or take 8 years, so perhaps it was just a different normal than the normal of today. My first major life-bending milestone was turning 18. Being ripped from hearth and home and thrown to […]
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Thursday, June 11, 2020 I have a hard time taking anything seriously. To me, just about everything is a joke and every scenario merits a good ol’ fashioned sarcastic retort. I mean, have you seen what’s going on in the world today? It’s absolutely ripe with prime targets for a sarcastic bastard like me! I don’t know why I’m like this, […]
Wednesday, June 10, 2020 I got called a “sheep” today. Ironically, she said it with two short “bahs” then 4 long “baaaaaahs”, followed by a snotty huff. It was from one of those “the coronavirus is just like the flu” people (let’s refer to them as the “CIJLTF People”). Actually, she further insinuated that the […]
Tuesday, June 9, 2020 One of my employees was confirmed today to have COVID19. I’ve only been in contact once in the last week, but several others from our office were. So, today, we started testing everyone and tomorrow I’ll go in as well. Many who are reading will think, “Dude, if you’re not sick, […]
Monday, June 8, 2020 I wore underoos as a kid and I’m a better person because of it. Fruit of the Loom had at least a few geniuses working for them when this came out. What better way for a single mom of two, to help their kids live out their dreams of becoming a […]
Friday, June 5, 2020 Lately, it seems that I find myself examining my own reflection, taking every precaution not to plunge too profoundly into my own essence. On the surface, physically, my hair is short and grandfatherly grayed, where a once tremendously wavy and dark brown Viking’s pelt was on display. Now, mostly a burdensome consequence especially […]
Thursday, June 4, 2020 This morning, The Minister of Health, Rosario Turner was interviewed via a telephone and informed that MINSA would be announcing together with the COVID control commission, stricter measures that they feel are needed to slow the spread of the ever-increasing cases of COVID-19. Very specifically she said that they had been […]
Wednesday, June 3, 2020 After being pummeled by Murphy’s Law yesterday during the International Day of Observance for all things Murphy, today was, for all intents and purposes, a good day. As a matter of fact, it started out great and stayed that way (so far… …I hope I’m not jinxing myself). I try to […]
Tuesday, June 2, 2020 Today was definitely St Murphy’s Day somewhere in the world. That’s the kind of day that you don’t celebrate; it´s practically a “Friday The 13th”. This is the day that Murphy’s Law is recognized, yet today Murphy’s Law instead recognized me. I’m typically a positive person, but today, just about whatever […]
Monday, June 1, 2020 Last week, the government of Panama announced that they would be allowing those companies in “Block 2” to open their businesses once again and that they would also simultaneously be ending the total lockdown quarantine that began over two months ago. Each alleviation comes with certain conditions, some of which are […]